Get Paid Bitches

Today it was announced that Square would be sold at Apple stores in the US. If you don’t know, Square is a service and hardware where you can use with your iPhone or iPad or Android devices to charge credit cards. It allows you to accept payments anytime, anywhere. A lot of people (read geeks) love it, and a lot of people (read old paradigm) hate it.
Sure, Square can change how you make transactions in traditional brick & mortar businesses, but there are literally 1000’s of new opportunities for every day guys and gals who just want to get paid.
I made a small list.
- Drug dealers
- Street buskers
- Door to door canvassers (of all types)
- Auctioneers
- People who lend money to their deadbeat family, friends and co-workers (read next)
- That guy at your office that always borrows just 5 bucks
- Hookers, strippers and plumbers
- Sports stadium vendors
- Garage sale organizers
- Anyone who has that crazy friend that makes personal bets on everything
- Bullies
- Street vendors
- Jerks that insist on squaring up immediately
- Girl guides/Boy scouts
- Old ladies at church bazaars
- Gold diggers
- Lemonade stand owners
- Beggars (with a data plan)
- People of friends that ‘never’ have cash
- Black mailers